TM NEWS - VOL 8

[oracle]

galenoie

When i say FOOTBALLEH DIGEH
It's 40 years of experience

[perspolis#1]

galenoie

When i say FOOTBALLEH DIGEH
It's 40 years of experience

"FOOTBALLEH DIGE"

After a 5ft tall Elf from Nicaragua beats Kanaani and Shoja for pace and Beiranvand reacts by karate kicking him in the face for a red and a penalty


2nd min of first WC game

[PSGman#19]

Do we know more about the "unknown health pb" Katanec had that lead him to leave Uzbekistan?

He would be the best realistic option to lead us at the WC instead of what we have know..

[Pluto2000]

Do we know more about the "unknown health pb" Katanec had that lead him to leave Uzbekistan?

He would be the best realistic option to lead us at the WC instead of what we have know..

I believe it's still unconfirmed but Uzbek media was saying it's cancer

[oracle]

Do we know more about the "unknown health pb" Katanec had that lead him to leave Uzbekistan?

He would be the best realistic option to lead us at the WC instead of what we have know..

Missed your posts
good to see u back

[roozan]

why do all pgpl games broadcoast in 144p quality. Do they steal cameras or something, this is ridiculous in 2025

[arj42]

16 days until showtime

[Pluto2000]

16 days until showtime

16 days until UAE all-star vs UAE national team.

Ghorbani just went to UAE as well, so that makes exactly 7 national team players playing for some random UAE clubs. Our midfield is entirely Kalbas FC and Kabab Al Ahli

God I can't wait till we get to world cup and we play 4-4-2 against Spain. Can you see the masterpiece already?

Taremi running back to goalkeeper spot to defend like he is a lost tourist asking for directions, while Azmoun asks for wheelchair injury sub at half time.

Meanwhile the midfield trio of Pedri, Rodri, and Olmo get put versus our very own UAE league certified Ghoddos and Ezatollahi.

Of course who can forget the absolute studs like Kanaani and Shoja behind them? They will deliver an absolutely top tier kheng level performance, worthy of being talked about for generations.

When Lamine Yamal goes for a curler shot, Beiranvand will remember his therapist told him to take deep breaths when under stress and instead of diving he's gonna stand still and think about happy times.

Even with all those heavy hitters, fear not because if we go down a goal, we have some insane subs to bring in to change the pace of the game. Moghanlou will come in and lead our team over the 3-0 loss finish line with superstars like our very own left footed Captain Noorafkan Tsubasa supporting him from behind 💪😍😍😍

Absolute cinema if I say so myself.

[arj42]

16 days until UAE all-star vs UAE national team.

Ghorbani just went to UAE as well, so that makes exactly 7 national team players playing for some random UAE clubs. Our midfield is entirely Kalbas FC and Kabab Al Ahli

God I can't wait till we get to world cup and we play 4-4-2 against Spain. Can you see the masterpiece already?

Taremi running back to goalkeeper spot to defend like he is a lost tourist asking for directions, while Azmoun asks for wheelchair injury sub at half time.

Meanwhile the midfield trio of Pedri, Rodri, and Olmo get put versus our very own UAE league certified Ghoddos and Ezatollahi.

Of course who can forget the absolute studs like Kanaani and Shoja behind them? They will deliver an absolutely top tier kheng level performance, worthy of being talked about for generations.

When Lamine Yamal goes for a curler shot, Beiranvand will remember his therapist told him to take deep breaths when under stress and instead of diving he's gonna stand still and think about happy times.

Even with all those heavy hitters, fear not because if we go down a goal, we have some insane subs to bring in to change the pace of the game. Moghanlou will come in and lead our team over the 3-0 loss finish line with superstars like our very own left footed Captain Noorafkan Tsubasa supporting him from behind 💪😍😍😍

Absolute cinema if I say so myself.

Love your positivity. I agree with your analysis. All these players you mentioned have a lot of experience, and experience is gonna come in really handy before getting gangbanged by Brazil. In all seriousness, let’s enjoy these qualifiers and get 6 points. As you alluded to, we are gonna go into the World Cup with a YOLO mentality and unpredictability. Meaning who knows, maybe we will go to the next round, despite our best players being in unfortunate club situations

[Pluto2000]

All these players you mentioned have a lot of experience, and experience is gonna come in really handy before getting gangbanged by Brazil.

🤣🤣🤣 At this point it really is full yolo.

[mehdi13]

16 days until UAE all-star vs UAE national team.

Ghorbani just went to UAE as well, so that makes exactly 7 national team players playing for some random UAE clubs. Our midfield is entirely Kalbas FC and Kabab Al Ahli

Don’t worry. The game after is against Uzbekistan. We will get to see some talent on the field for that one.

[arj42]

🤣🤣🤣 At this point it really is full yolo.

For real it wouldn’t be that shocking if Shoja connects on a random bicycle kick in like 70th minute off corner against say Denmark assisted by noorafkan corner

[mbaizai]

Don’t worry. The game after is against Uzbekistan. We will get to see some talent on the field for that one.

We definitely need our best against UAE. No under estimation please

[Keshwardoost]

16 days until UAE all-star vs UAE national team

uae allstar.

[mbaizai]

In maheh mbarakeh Ramazan. I hope our players dont think of fasting . UAE players are all foreigners and they won't be fasting .