on the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a real madrid fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are real madrid fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "maria, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"because i'm not a real madrid fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "well, if you are not a real madrid fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"i am a barca fan, and proud of it," maria replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "maria, why are you a barcelona fan!?"
"because my mom is a barcelona fan and my dad is barcelona fan, so i'm a barcelona fan too!"
"well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a barcelona fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were an a$$hole, what would you be then?"
"then," maria smiled, "i'd be a real madrid fan."
inter was the one that got lucky they should go thank god they have cesar in the goal 
i wish pao was in the next round and was playing arsenal..theres alot of CL history between pao and the gunners, and the games are never dull
Leave a comment: