Manchester City Fan Thread

[yashar_fasihnia]

or honarmandan which beat eses.

or FC Mohammaden of Bangladesh which beat perspolis

[Rahmani]

or FC Mohammaden of Bangladesh which beat perspolis

[chuck bass]

i am a real football fan. i do not like man city because they are winning. i only like them because they are going to become similar to my current and only favorite team (chelsea)

and what was the reason you started liking chelsea? my guess is you started liking them in summer 2003 or 2004?

[Suprah]

City Are A Massive Club! - (to the tune of 'He's Got The Whole World In His Hands')

They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League,
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League.
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League
Oh city are a massive club!

Other verses include...
They've got the widest pitch, in the land.
They take 15,000 to every away.
They've got 54 players but they're no f*cking good.
They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan.
They had the future England captain, but his cruciate went.
They won the Shamrock Trophy in '92.
They've got 3 stars on their new club badge.
They take 30,000 to every away.
They have a civic reception when they've won f*ck all.
They had a continental lazer blue Kappa kit.
They signed Spencer Prior on deadline day.
They've got the tallest corner flags in the world.
They had Ryan Giggs on schoolboy forms.
They take 60,000 to every away.
They've got a dirty old slapper with a rusty bell.
They empty Stockport when they play at home.
They've got the biggest bananas in the land.
They had a derby match with Macclesfield.
Their best ever player played for Ajax reserves.
They took quarter of a million to Ewood Park.
They tried to sign Geoff Thomas and he turned 'em down.
They've got salt and pepper on their hot dog stands.
They've got the greenest grass in the whole of the world.
They had a chairman and a manager that wore a wig.
They've got the Gallagher brothers in the Govenors.
They've got three million fans in Manchester.
They're the only team to come from Manchester.
They bought Steve Daly for a million quid.
They signed George Weah but he thought they played in red.
They had Colin Bell who was better than Best.
They sing racist chants cos they've got no class.
At last count, there was over 2,000 verses...

[Suprah]

Manchester City are the most annoying of United's rivals. Don't believe their hype... Manchester is probably 90% red! In fact, you'll only find large numbers of blues in the suburbs of Stockport, Burnage, Macclesfield, Blackley and Didsbury. Not that any of them ever go to the games - their new ground, just like Maine Road, is often half empty. Those that do go to the game, tend to get on the backs of their team when things aren't going well (which is most games); instead they prefer to boo their team when things aren't going well and instead sing about how much they hate United. In 2006/07 City only scored 10 goals at home in the Premership and to top it all off, they lost their final home game to United, the match where United more or less won the 9th Premership title. City have failed to win anything for over 30 years, which always seems to give United fans a laugh - check out the 'city are a massive' club song, which is arguably the best football song ever written... there's that many things about City to make Reds cry with laughter that the song now boasts over 2,000 verses and as a result doesn't get sang anymore (no one knows which verse to sing next). Below you'll find the best of the songs about the 'Stockports'....

http://www.prideofmanchester.com/sport/mufc-songs-opposition.htm#mancity