Iran vs New Zealand warm up talk

[Afat11]

Most of our players haven’t played competitively in months

we played Burkina Faso and Mali as “warm up” matches

despite all the stuff TM went through they played hard and showed true Iranian spirit. I wish we could have won, we should have won but I’m okay with a draw. It could have been a lot worse.

This is how IR will spin it. I know you’re not the IR, but this will be their exact rationale. How could we be expected to beat NZ when Spain is staying Cape Verde and we have been unable to play due to great satan and little satan!

this is embarrassing. Spain should be embarrassed and we should be embarrassed. You will see Sunday and Friday how mighty this NZ team is when Egypt and Belgium show them what quality actually is. We are just bad. We’re using more or less the same players from 2014/2018/2022 with 1 or 2 changes and these guys still will complain about lack of preparation, we’ve never been prepared!

We will never be able to battle back like Japan did vs Netherlands or Korea did against Czech. This is a redo of 2014, we will finish last, mark my words. History doesn’t repeat, but it rhymes. If IR spent even 1/10000000 on TM as they do on hezbollah, we wouldn’t be perpetual losers. Don’t blame the 8 weeks with no games. This team is shit, has been since 1979 and will be until IR is dead and buried alongside the supreme burrito. CQ was the only thing they ever gave us to shut us up, but even then the investment was lacking, we couldn’t get quality friendlies due to IR being pariahs and just generally we are cursed to be losers until the end of IR. Sorry, anyone getting their hopes up, we suck ass. It’s like when are some of you going to learn this lesson? Insanity is expecting a different result after so much evidence of the same outcome.

[a_m]

Most of our players haven’t played competitively in months

we played Burkina Faso and Mali as “warm up” matches

despite all the stuff TM went through they played hard and showed true Iranian spirit. I wish we could have won, we should have won but I’m okay with a draw. It could have been a lot worse.

Bro defense was weak ….. conceding 2 goals from a team like New Zealand I mean idk what that even means

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZofqFRoDHR/

just listens to this idiot it is comical now

[Sam van Dam]

lol New Zealand’s FIFA ranking:

The lowest-ranked nation at the 2026 World Cup

Most of our players haven’t played competitively in months

we played Burkina Faso and Mali as “warm up” matches

despite all the stuff TM went through they played hard and showed true Iranian spirit. I wish we could have won, we should have won but I’m okay with a draw. It could have been a lot worse.

[webmaster]

2-2 is a respectable result as Cape Verde held Spain Japan held Netherlands and Egypt held Belgium.

lol New Zealand’s FIFA ranking:

The lowest-ranked nation at the 2026 World Cup

[Afat11]

This team sucks lmao. Why do any of you have any expectations of them? They’ve been a pack of losers with loser mentality for years. A product of Islamic republic emotional intelligence training. They were crying to Allah at half time. This team was definitely picked for who is the most Muslim starting lineup. Moghanlou starting while Sardar is at home is a big fat L in LOL.

if nobody noticed, we’ve had like 5 shut outs in our last several years of games. We were only beating Afghanistan and Palestine because of Sardar and Taremi being a class combo above everyone else. Taremi is old and bad now, and we get our karma for leaving the important piece of our qualification at home for political reasons. Moghanlou is a spit in our face to start a World Cup, dig up Mohammad Nouri and Maziar Zare while you’re at it for the torture combo.

Fuck Islamic republic, if Oracle was right and Hooman is reading this, eat my kir loser.

[Sam van Dam]

Koushki, allahyar, and hosseinejad would have destroyed this NZ team. Even though we missed sardar, I’ll get moghanloo his flowers. He saved a goal and got an assist.

I wished taremi would have passed more and our defense is sooo bad

beiro needs to at least attempt to save the ball lol but what a move he did at the end I think my heart skipped a beat

our team is obviously out of form due to age, not playing league matches, an unqualified coach and lack of proper friendlies.

either way 2-2 is a respectable result as Cape Verde held Spain Japan held Netherlands and Egypt held Belgium.

I’m proud of TM and proud to be Iranian

lets go forward!

[OFFSIDE_1]

You guys know what Ghale Gohi would say after the game.

Ma az NZ sartar boodim va davar ham benafeh oona soot zad. Didin keh levele football cheghadr balast va teamhaye ghavi ham moshkel daran. hameye donya bazie taktiki maro didan. In bazi tazeh avale ghodrat-namaei mast. Man ham tooye nimeye dovom be bacheha gooshzad kardam (yani zadam too goosheshoon) keh mohkam bazi konand.

nobody is defending GN. He is garbage, we all know that. From his atrocious performance in AC 2006 when he had Hashemian, a star in the Bundesliga sitting on the bench while Khatibi and Jenazeh were in the starting lineup. His current lineup of 35+ year olds that have no knowledge of modern football with their long shooti ball from both side of the field have shown that he is still trash. The modern football is short passes with maintaining possession. Even CPV and Carcaio did that. GN is an incompetent POS.

Unfortunately, I think this team will probably get crushed and embarrassed by both Egypt and Belgium.

[a_m]

Ghalonie is retard person ,,, who doesn’t even know shit about anything and his ass face body needs to be wearing a diaper ,,,,, this fucken coach couldn’t understand that this game was the only game you need to and have to win ,,,, like wtf where they thinking play Mohanglou and let Taremi run around like that …

you want to sing that fucken disgusting piece of shit IRI anthem fine sing it ,,, but at least put a decent team out there with a decent strategy,,,

[Karimi_1]

^ agreed. I don't understand any of the subs he made - imagine if we had Sardar, Allahyar or Hosseinejad on the bench - but Gohnoei won the lottery in life being TM coach for so long and for the second time.

[aariaa]

The players were clearly nervous. It looked exactly like the England game, only against a much weaker opponent. I can definitely see us conceding 6+ goals over the next two games.

[Camran khan]

Lol.. as most people are saying, Ghaedi was useless, I thought the same of hosseinzadeh, and... now when I think of it, literally every single sub he made was beyond useless.
How's that even possible???

Seriously I wish I could spit the mf in his face. He has now proven to us beyond a shadow of a doubt what we all already knew, how fcking worthless of a human being he is in every single way imaginable. Hopefully he'll be beyond humiliated and go hide in some rathole once the tournament is over.

Also beiro talking all that crap about keeping our goal closed like the straight of Hormuz, motherfucker you basically concede every shot they take on goal

[Karimi_1]

Ghalenoei: I think this was the best game so far in the WC...... Im satisfied with how we played but not the result.

OK, its official - the man is fucking retarded.

[a_m]

Ramin best player

Taremi and shoja worst players

Unless we improve a lot in the next few days ,,,

we ain’t winning against Belgium or eygpt and to be honest this team is sooooooo shaky that even if we make it to the next round we going to get crushed

[persianballer]

It's crazy that this was the easiest chance ever ever ever. Too bad our country is messed up so we can't have a clear plan

[Ghormesabzi]

We are absolutely trash. Egypt and Belgium will eat us alive.

Best chance ever to qualify from the group and they mess it up.