Iran vs. North Korea June 10th WCQ Match Thread

[webmaster]

This WC we will lose all our matches mark my words.

[Artaxerxes]

I am a 100% whit webbie now when it comes to our beloved Team melli, we will NEVER EVER see progress in ANYTHING regarding our football or our country for that matter as long as I.R have its claws in us.

We went from a proud, rich and successfull nation that have contributed a whole lot to the world to become a biorze vatanforoush nation that lets a bunch of arablover mullahs to r*pe us in every way , baba people dont have electricity anymore and cant afford food, animals in baghevaghs live better than the ordinary iranians and we still think we can go far in a WC whit this system?

Harchi saremon omade va khayad omad takhsire khode ahmahghemone.

I have loved Team melli since 1997 but this is a Stockholm syndrome deluxe.

[Essi]

I have never felt so uninterested in our national team. I was one of those who didn't even miss a single minute of even TM's most insignificant match, even if it was a practice match against an IPL team, but now, I don't even move a finger when they score. I don't feel anything. I keep trying to find some motivation but I almost feel nauseous and irritated when I see them play the way they do.

They play such outdated football, you can tell from afar that it is an Iranian national team playing even if you didn't know in advance that the match was on TV. The way they move the ball, the way they pass, the way they play like Nemati still hits (Bezan ziresh) from his own half against the attackers. Not even against a damaged and reduced North Korea can they own the match and have more than 5-6 passes before they lose the ball.

I really hoped they wouldn't win by more than 1-0, because then at least they would have won and not lost a lot of ranking points, but at the same time GN and his pact wouldn't be able to hide behind a victory and defend how good they were and that they won. Now they won 3-0 and I am convinced that no one will even be able to say anything about how bad they were because the answer will be from TM staff that "we won 3-0, could have won 5 or 6-0.

To sum up this sad record, as it has been during basically the entire qualifiers, there is no hope for this team. The fact is that today, if Taremi who is 32 years old was not there, they would not have even managed to win. This means sadly that we again, just like always with Iranian coaches, are completely dependent on individuals, people like Taremi or Azmoun. Our defense is absolutely pathetic, like Swiss cheese, so much hype about Aria Yousefi and Aref Aghasi. The midfield, almost absent except for possibly Ezzi. Saman so out of shape, not surprised though considering his move to the UAE. May God help us in the World Cup so that we do not become other teams' punching bags

[blue blood]

قلعه نویی

بازی سختی بود چون کره برای برد اومده بود و سخت گل میخورد ولی بین دو نیمه با بچه ها حرف زدیم و تاکتیک رو مرور کردیم و دیدید که چطور نیمه مربیان رو بردیم.

کره هم که همش دفاع میکرد ما هم بخاطر معرفت ۱۰ تا کرنر بهشون دادیم تا خسته بشن. وقتی که اون بازیکن یکی از خشن ترین خطاها رو روی بازیکن ما انجام داد حقشون بود که سه تا گل بخورن. شهریار هم سعیش رو کرد و من دخترم رو بهش قول دادم که دومادم بشه. باغبونی هم خوب بلده و چه پیتزایی درست میکنه که نگو و نپرس حالا اگه چند سالی صبر کنین گل هم شاید بزنه. بهرحال این هم یه بازی پر از کلاس مربیگری برای جوونها بود و دیدید که صدرنشین هم شدیم. در ضمن در این بازی ،بازی به همه جوونها رسید و خوب از پس تیم چغر و بد بدن کره در اومدن. بهرحال به همه ایرانیها تبریک میگم و به حق مردم و اعمه و ریاست محترم فدلاسیوون فوتبال آغای تاج که زحمت بسیاری برای من کشید و بهم چندین سکه داد و من هم به احترام ایشون خفه خون گرفتم که تا امروز باشم و به این مملکت اسلامی خدمت کنم.

باری ما هم بدون هیچ اخلاصی در خدمت رهبر فهیم و خدمتگذار جمهوری حق و اسلامی بودیم و هستیم و تا کمر هم دولا میشم. مردم هم تحمل کنن و توی جام جهانی اونا رو شگفتزده میکنیم به هر حال فوتباله و توپ هم کمی گرده
.

وسلام.. و رحمت الله برکاته و درود به رهبرمان و تبریک و تهنیت به فوتبال و مردم قدردان ایران. .

I thought it was for real until I got to the second paragraph.

[Essi]

قلعه نویی

بازی سختی بود چون کره برای برد اومده بود و سخت گل میخورد ولی بین دو نیمه با بچه ها حرف زدیم و تاکتیک رو مرور کردیم و دیدید که چطور نیمه مربیان رو بردیم.

کره هم که همش دفاع میکرد ما هم بخاطر معرفت ۱۰ تا کرنر بهشون دادیم تا خسته بشن. وقتی که اون بازیکن یکی از خشن ترین خطاها رو روی بازیکن ما انجام داد حقشون بود که سه تا گل بخورن. شهریار هم سعیش رو کرد و من دخترم رو بهش قول دادم که دومادم بشه. باغبونی هم خوب بلده و چه پیتزایی درست میکنه که نگو و نپرس حالا اگه چند سالی صبر کنین گل هم شاید بزنه. بهرحال این هم یه بازی پر از کلاس مربیگری برای جوونها بود و دیدید که صدرنشین هم شدیم. در ضمن در این بازی ،بازی به همه جوونها رسید و خوب از پس تیم چغر و بد بدن کره در اومدن. بهرحال به همه ایرانیها تبریک میگم و به حق مردم و اعمه و ریاست محترم فدلاسیوون فوتبال آغای تاج که زحمت بسیاری برای من کشید و بهم چندین سکه داد و من هم به احترام ایشون خفه خون گرفتم که تا امروز باشم و به این مملکت اسلامی خدمت کنم.

باری ما هم بدون هیچ اخلاصی در خدمت رهبر فهیم و خدمتگذار جمهوری حق و اسلامی بودیم و هستیم و تا کمر هم دولا میشم. مردم هم تحمل کنن و توی جام جهانی اونا رو شگفتزده میکنیم به هر حال فوتباله و توپ هم کمی گرده
.

وسلام.. و رحمت الله برکاته و درود به رهبرمان و تبریک و تهنیت به فوتبال و مردم قدردان ایران. .

For real, the guy is livning in a fantasi world. Eine in akhonda, halamo beham mizane in ashghal

[webmaster]

For real, the guy is livning in a fantasi world. Eine in akhonda, halamo beham mizane in ashghal

These were not his words, they were mine bro :-)

[Essi]

These were not his words, they were mine bro :-)

I know khoshtip but I aslo saw his real interview and refered to that

Chakerim Kami jan

[k_hamidya]

Comedy Central

Lol

[arj42]

This window went worse than I could’ve ever imagined. Agree with the above, it’s just not exciting watching TM anymore. No joy after scoring goals

[Karimi 8]

Can someone tell me why mohganlou is even in the tm and playing , he missed an empty net with zero pressure on him, he could have walked that ball into the net fuckkkk

https://www.instagram.com/stories/iranlegioners/3652018307724301010?utm_source=ig_story_item_share &igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

Party bazi, coach’s son

[Iran_19]

Ghoddos is finished.

He is done for while tbh!

[Pluto2000]

Can someone tell me why mohganlou is even in the tm and playing , he missed an empty net with zero pressure on him, he could have walked that ball into the net fuckkkk

https://www.instagram.com/stories/ir...c4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

Because Moghanlou was the highest scorer in our league for 3 years in a row. GN doesn't watch the league, he just sees oooo this guy might be good lets invite him. Because if he did watch he would write him off immediately.

I know immediately that his bisavad coaches don't know how to do anything. Otherwise Razzaghinia would not have started as attacking midfielder today, nor would he have started yousefi RB only to sub him out for Hardani 20 minutes in.

[Iran_19]

Sorry guys i missed the first half!
what was the reason why Razzaghinia and Yousefi subbed out that early in the game?

[Pluto2000]

Sorry guys i missed the first half!
what was the reason why Razzaghinia and Yousefi subbed out that early in the game?

North Korean player broke Razzaghinia's nose with his head and got replaced for Moghanlou. I guess GN wasn't enjoying Yousefi at RB because he brought in Hardani for him at min 30 even though he wasn't even bad lol.

[perspolis#1]

I would rather play a team of kids in World Cup with ambition than treat 2026 World Cup like a farewell tournament for old heads.

The most basic measure of how good a football team is has to do with how well they can string passes together.

On this metric, we suck