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CHaMiLLionaire
11-21-2010, 10:55 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Its called "You are all of my things" :P:P:P
http://www.persianhub.org/albums/195299-reza-enayati-hame-chim.html

K. Nader
11-21-2010, 10:59 PM
:rofl: I just heard the songs and they're soooooooooooo bad. Listen to the third song. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

siavasharian
11-22-2010, 12:41 AM
It’s actually quite good,
I liked it.
Of course I don’t expect much more az shoma longiya.

K. Nader
11-22-2010, 12:53 AM
It’s actually quite good,
I liked it.
Of course I don’t expect much more az shoma longiya.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Enayati probably dedicated the album to Khatibi.

Arde72
11-22-2010, 01:01 AM
I didn't know he moved to L.A...

kami_kakashi
11-22-2010, 01:08 AM
I never understood the fascination with translating the album name from Persian to English and always getting it wrong.

"Hameh chim to" should be translated to "you are my everything" not "You are all of my things"!!!!

OFFSIDE_1
11-22-2010, 01:33 AM
I never understood the fascination with translating the album name from Persian to English and always getting it wrong.

"Hameh chim to" should be translated to "you are my everything" not "You are all of my things"!!!!

No. The right translation is "All I have is yours"

Keano
11-22-2010, 01:39 AM
"You are all of my things"!!!!

LooOoOoOoOoL that sounds sooooo kinky! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Enayati should definitely stick with football. In some of these tracks the amount of auto-tune is just excruciating to listen to!

KasraKhan
11-22-2010, 02:22 AM
The album should've been called "My dead body.....could've scored on Mexico"

Pedram123
11-22-2010, 02:41 AM
The album should've been called "My dead body.....could've scored on Mexico"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Kakoo Shirazi
11-22-2010, 03:52 AM
I dont get it? This is obviously not the footballplayer Reza Enayati in the picture. So its just a random iranian guy with the same name, why even make a thread of it?

Persiantiger
11-22-2010, 05:28 AM
Hahaha he should of titled it, "Even my dead body could of scored against Mexico." At least it would of been funny.

karimi88
11-22-2010, 06:24 AM
I dont get it? This is obviously not the footballplayer Reza Enayati in the picture. So its just a random iranian guy with the same name, why even make a thread of it?


No, its him, read his interview....

عنایتی: افتخار می*کنم که ذخیره علی دایی بودم/ «همه چیم تو» از شنبه به بازار آمد!
سرانجام پس از سه، چهار سال آلبوم من با اسم «همه چیم تو»* از روز شنبه وارد بازار شد و باید از همه دوستانی که تلاش کردند تا این آلبوم آماده شود تشکر کنم
رضا عنایتی جزو آن دسته مهاجمانی است که در سال*های گذشته نشان داد که راه گل زدن به پرسپولیس را خوب بلد است. او مهاجم مورد علاقه امیر قلعه*نویی است و احتمال می*رود در بازی هفته آینده مقابل پرسپولیس در ترکیب ثابت سپاهان قرار بگیرد. رضا در مورد شرایط تیمش، بازی با پرسپولیس و مسائل مختلف دیگر به سوالات خبرنگار سایت گل پاسخ می*دهد.
*سپاهان پس از یک ماه تعطیلی مقابل پرسپولیس قرار خواهد گرفت. این مدتی که بازی نداشتید به ضرر شما نخواهد شد؟
خب تیم ما قبل از تعطیلات روند رو به رشدی داشت و به هماهنگی رسیده بود ولی متاسفانه چند بازیکن سپاهان به تیم امید رفتند و چند بازیکن هم به تیم بزرگسالان. ما در تمرینات کامل نبودیم و یک توفیق اجباری هم داشتیم تا به امارات برویم. در آنجا دو بازی انجام دادیم و امیدوارم این تعطیلی به سپاهان ضربه نزند.
*بازی با پرسپولیس را چطور می*بینی؟
پرسپولیس تیم بسیار بزرگ و پرطرفداری است و مربی بزرگی روی نیمکت خود دارد. من فکر می*کنم کار سختی در پیش داریم ولی امیدوارم با آنالیزی که مربیان سپاهان انجام می*دهند بتوانیم سه امتیاز را بگیریم.
*مقابل پرسپولیس به فکر گلزنی هستی؟
بله، دوست دارم گل بزنم و اگر در ترکیب باشم نهایت تلاشم را برای موفقیت سپاهان انجام خواهم داد.
*تو مقابل تیمی قرار می*گیری که مربی*اش علی دایی است. شاید هنوز آن روزها را به یاد بیاوری که مدت*ها در تیم ملی پشت خط او ماندی، درست است؟
دایی نام کوچکی نبود و نیست. افتخار می*کنم که نیمکت*نشین او بودم و در دوره کوتاهی هم شاگرد او بودم.
*فکر می*کنی سپاهان قهرمان شود؟
فکر می*کنم امسال قهرمان شدند کار آسانی نیست. باید تا آخرین هفته تلاش کنیم. به نظر من پرسپولیس، استقلال و ذوب آهن حریفان جدی ما برای کسب عنوان قهرمانی هستند.
*بیانیه سپاهان برای تبریک به ذوب آهن حرف و حدیث*های زیادی به وجود آورد. قبول داری در این بیاینه شیطنت*هایی صورت گرفته بود؟
من فکر می*کنم یک سوتفاهم به وجود آمد و نمی*دانم در این مورد چه بگویم شاید یک اشتباهی صورت گرفته باشد ولی مهم این است که دو تیم اصفهان در عرض سه سال به فینال لیگ قهرمانان راه پیدا کردند و این افتخار بزرگی است.
*صحبت خاصی مانده؟
فقط باید بگویم که سرانجام پس از سه، چهار سال آلبوم من با اسم «همه چیم تو»* از روز شنبه وارد بازار شد و باید از همه دوستانی که تلاش کردند تا این آلبوم آماده شود تشکر کنم.
*فکر می*کنی به خوبی فروش کند؟
امیدوارم چنین اتفاقی بیفتد. این آلبوم ۱۰ آهنگ دارد و امیدوارم هر کس گوش می*کند خوشش بیاید.

P.Nima
11-22-2010, 06:26 AM
Thanks for the link, Im gonna bump this in my car

persianallstars
11-22-2010, 06:47 AM
I'm looking forward to hearing a song of Enayati & Khatibi ("vaghti gol nemizani, parvanehaye eshgh parvaz mikonan")

Abiete
11-22-2010, 06:59 AM
At least he didnt pick any "artist name" , i heard now a days when Nikbakht is in Qom and play for Saba, he want to arrange a concert in the middle of hovzeyeh akhoondiyeh, next to chaahe jamkaran...his artistname is Khaleh NIKI, and the concert will be called : Khaleh Niki va akhoondha :rofl:

Here is his song list for the concert :

1 - Khalehyeh Tanha

2 - Chadoreh man ghermezeh, dastkesham soorati

3 - areh, man khoshgelam, mesleh nanamam

4 - Az Shomaleh Tehran ta Hovzeyeh Elmiyyeh Qom

5 - Akh evaa khoda, bia inja jigaram (Duett with Sheys)

6 - Man belly danceram (he will dance like a belly dancer with his shekam)

7 - az BMW paridam, ru Nirooye entezami furud umadam

rugsnotbombs
11-22-2010, 09:33 AM
At least he didnt pick any "artist name" , i heard now a days when Nikbakht is in Qom and play for Saba, he want to arrange a concert in the middle of hovzeyeh akhoondiyeh, next to chaahe jamkaran...his artistname is Khaleh NIKI, and the concert will be called : Khaleh Niki va akhoondha :rofl:
Here is his song list for the concert :
1 - Khalehyeh Tanha
2 - Chadoreh man ghermezeh, dastkesham soorati
3 - areh, man khoshgelam, mesleh nanamam
4 - Az Shomaleh Tehran ta Hovzeyeh Elmiyyeh Qom
5 - Akh evaa khoda, bia inja jigaram (Duett with Sheys)
6 - Man belly danceram (he will dance like a belly dancer with his shekam)
7 - az BMW paridam, ru Nirooye entezami furud umadam

I remember 5-6 years ago I walked past a newspaper stand in Tehran and one of the headlines had a quote from Nikbakht that said:

"man mard royahaye dokhtara nistam, man tanha yek footbalistam"

khamid92
11-22-2010, 10:30 AM
Vayy che seda SHITTTT

BacheLot
11-22-2010, 10:30 AM
Just released the video to his first single, "Do the Enayati Hump":D
cj9_yW8tZxs

St_Mark
11-22-2010, 10:48 AM
hame chimto


http://www.parsianfun.com/upload/images/m8l4l47n9wnr0j8rnlke.gif (http://www.zarclick.ir/gobanner.php?user=palah&bID=180&c=a01a952b11dd47747f052d7131370e9f)

http://www.dl-musicir.info/music/armin/Mordad/28/Reza%20Enayati%20-%20Azat%20Joda%20Nemisham.jpg

Hame Chim To.mp3

01 Sibe Sorkhe Hava.mp3 (http://95.211.80.51/Masoud/89/08/28/Reza%20Enayati%20-%20Hame%20Chim%20To%20128/01%20Sibe%20Sorkhe%20Hava.mp3) ۰ (http://95.211.80.51/Masoud/89/08/28/Reza%20Enayati%20-%20Hame%20Chim%20To%20128/02%20Hame%20Chim%20To.mp3)
۲ Hame Chim To.mp3 ۰ (http://95.211.80.51/Masoud/89/08/28/Reza%20Enayati%20-%20Hame%20Chim%20To%20128/02%20Hame%20Chim%20To.mp3)
۳ Dosam Nadari.mp3 ۰ (http://95.211.80.51/Masoud/89/08/28/Reza%20Enayati%20-%20Hame%20Chim%20To%20128/04%20Khiyanat.mp3)
۴ Khiyanat.mp3 ۰ (http://95.211.80.51/Masoud/89/08/28/Reza%20Enayati%20-%20Hame%20Chim%20To%20128/05%20Fekr%20Nakoni%20Zerangi.mp3)
۵ Fekr Nakoni Zerangi.mp3 ۰ (http://95.211.80.51/Masoud/89/08/28/Reza%20Enayati%20-%20Hame%20Chim%20To%20128/06%20Akhe%20Asheghi%20Nang%20Nist.mp3)
۶ Akhe Asheghi Nang Nist.mp3 ۰ (http://95.211.80.51/Masoud/89/08/28/Reza%20Enayati%20-%20Hame%20Chim%20To%20128/07%20Na%20Dige%20Gerye%20Nakon.mp3)
۷ Na Dige Gerye Nakon.mp3 ۰ (http://95.211.80.51/Masoud/89/08/28/Reza%20Enayati%20-%20Hame%20Chim%20To%20128/08%20Madar.mp3)
۸ Madar.mp3 ۰ (http://95.211.80.51/Masoud/89/08/28/Reza%20Enayati%20-%20Hame%20Chim%20To%20128/09%20Naro%20Ey%20Yar.mp3)
۹ Naro Ey Yar.mp3




0۹ (http://95.211.80.51/Masoud/89/08/28/Reza%20Enayati%20-%20Hame%20Chim%20To%20128/09%20Naro%20Ey%20Yar.mp3)

khamid92
11-22-2010, 10:50 AM
LOL Na Dige Gerye Nakon

Kavian
11-22-2010, 01:15 PM
No. The right translation is "All I have is yours"


it makes no difference! Once you sign the divorce papers, all you have including your things are someone else's!! :-)

DJPedram
11-22-2010, 01:23 PM
He has won the golden shoes in IPL. Enough said.

FF187
11-22-2010, 02:39 PM
he doenst even sing just roseee khnui

be naze toooooooooooooo LOLOLOLOLOLOL

persian-eagle-13
11-22-2010, 02:41 PM
what is up with players trying to sing???

Keshwardoost
11-22-2010, 03:44 PM
LooOoOoOoOoL that sounds sooooo kinky! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Enayati should definitely stick with football. In some of these tracks the amount of auto-tune is just excruciating to listen to!

looooool "Fekr nakoni zerangi" (track 5) :D

Reza Enayati - Soon on spotify.com :fear:

Zamboor
11-22-2010, 03:52 PM
lol i was just thinking this might be good PR for my radio channel then i listend to the songs and his voice HAHAHAHA OMG LOL XD

perspolisi
11-22-2010, 04:05 PM
It’s actually quite good,
I liked it.
Of course I don’t expect much more az shoma longiya.


living proof of why estefraghis are all tasteless and javad :D

Karimi 8
11-22-2010, 04:50 PM
this is sooo fob lol

persianallstars
11-22-2010, 05:14 PM
He has won the golden shoes in IPL. Enough said.

golden shoe or golden dampayi? :D

Neda
11-22-2010, 05:38 PM
He has won the golden shoes in IPL. Enough said.


golden shoe or getting an European nose is not enough
u should also have the talent to sing god knows how much
he has spent on this album.

Anyways, he may be good for Aroosi and this seems to be
what the album is targeted and I am sure there are lots of
Esteghlalis who will want him to perform in the weddings
regardless of the quality of the singer/songs.
.

Neda
11-22-2010, 05:49 PM
Baz Sad Rahmat Beh Minavand

gAjapbkrRdk

.

RedFan9
11-22-2010, 06:06 PM
why don't players stick to their own trade?

Ata
11-22-2010, 06:31 PM
hame chimto


http://www.parsianfun.com/upload/images/m8l4l47n9wnr0j8rnlke.gif (http://www.zarclick.ir/gobanner.php?user=palah&bID=180&c=a01a952b11dd47747f052d7131370e9f)

http://www.dl-musicir.info/music/armin/Mordad/28/Reza%20Enayati%20-%20Azat%20Joda%20Nemisham.jpg

Hame Chim To.mp3

01 Sibe Sorkhe Hava.mp3 (http://95.211.80.51/Masoud/89/08/28/Reza%20Enayati%20-%20Hame%20Chim%20To%20128/01%20Sibe%20Sorkhe%20Hava.mp3) ۰ (http://95.211.80.51/Masoud/89/08/28/Reza%20Enayati%20-%20Hame%20Chim%20To%20128/02%20Hame%20Chim%20To.mp3)
۲ Hame Chim To.mp3 ۰ (http://95.211.80.51/Masoud/89/08/28/Reza%20Enayati%20-%20Hame%20Chim%20To%20128/02%20Hame%20Chim%20To.mp3)
۳ Dosam Nadari.mp3 ۰ (http://95.211.80.51/Masoud/89/08/28/Reza%20Enayati%20-%20Hame%20Chim%20To%20128/04%20Khiyanat.mp3)
۴ Khiyanat.mp3 ۰ (http://95.211.80.51/Masoud/89/08/28/Reza%20Enayati%20-%20Hame%20Chim%20To%20128/05%20Fekr%20Nakoni%20Zerangi.mp3)
۵ Fekr Nakoni Zerangi.mp3 ۰ (http://95.211.80.51/Masoud/89/08/28/Reza%20Enayati%20-%20Hame%20Chim%20To%20128/06%20Akhe%20Asheghi%20Nang%20Nist.mp3)
۶ Akhe Asheghi Nang Nist.mp3 ۰ (http://95.211.80.51/Masoud/89/08/28/Reza%20Enayati%20-%20Hame%20Chim%20To%20128/07%20Na%20Dige%20Gerye%20Nakon.mp3)
۷ Na Dige Gerye Nakon.mp3 ۰ (http://95.211.80.51/Masoud/89/08/28/Reza%20Enayati%20-%20Hame%20Chim%20To%20128/08%20Madar.mp3)
۸ Madar.mp3 ۰ (http://95.211.80.51/Masoud/89/08/28/Reza%20Enayati%20-%20Hame%20Chim%20To%20128/09%20Naro%20Ey%20Yar.mp3)
۹ Naro Ey Yar.mp3




0۹ (http://95.211.80.51/Masoud/89/08/28/Reza%20Enayati%20-%20Hame%20Chim%20To%20128/09%20Naro%20Ey%20Yar.mp3)


Where is the khalagh nose?

Epitome
11-23-2010, 05:58 PM
All the tracks were such ridiculous that I couldn't stop laughing. especially when he sings with such sooz o godaz and then you just remember how he looks...:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

PS. The first song's finishing line was dozdi from Siavash Ghomeishi.

Hadi
11-23-2010, 11:07 PM
"You are all of my things"


I think the theme of the album is his nose

Abbas85
11-24-2010, 03:53 AM
When I heard his voice, i suddenly got 'eshaal'. I recommend this album to any members with constipation.

dcpp
11-24-2010, 07:16 AM
LOL labod jenazasham az Michael Jackson bishtar album mifrooshe

shayan20
11-24-2010, 07:45 AM
che sedaei dare jenaze :D

OFFSIDE_1
11-24-2010, 09:51 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Enayati probably dedicated the album to Khatibi.

they should get GN and form a trio .......

The-Iron-Ghost
11-24-2010, 05:17 PM
that is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha